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Any suggested small outdoor security cameras? Need something small and wireless that can transmit back to my computer if possible, without spending TONS of money. Our town has a lot of vandalism, but recently our mailbox has been bashed 4 times in the past 10 days or so- yesterday they put rotting pumpkin on top of our mail. The mailbox is impossible to see from the house, and hard to find a good stake out spot without being seen, so I need a small camera to put up in a tree. Must be small, wirelss, cheap-ish.

Would you be upset if your next door neighbor installed outdoor security cameras around their house?

Inexpensive outdoor nightvision security cameras? I want to set up 2 or 3 cameras for Halloween to record people at startle points in my haunted yard this year. I can't go with a PC based system because all I have is a laptop. Any good ideas on how to set something up like this for under $300?

Where can I find a hidden/covert outdoor security camera? I've been searching the net trying to find the perfect hidden camera to monitor the front of my house. There's been burglaries in the neighborhood and just the other day some bastard busted up my car window and stole my speakers and amp. Just so I can have some piece of mind, I'd like to look into a security/surveilance camera. I want something that can be hidden and doesn't look like a camera. I'd love to find something I could put in a potted plant out front, or something like that. The best thing I've found so far is a Flood Light that's a Hidden Camera, but it's non-functional and I have to have some kind of lighting in my driveway so that's not practical for me. Any ideas?

what do I need to set up a outdoor security camera system? I am looking into setting up a system for a small business. Withstand MN winter outside. The camera, recorder and TV. Details and how to and where to look would be nice.

I would like to buy a wireless outdoor camera security system. Any suggestions? I don't want to spend a fortune, but I'm not cheap either. Does anyone know of some decent wireless systems with about 4 cameras that I can mount outside and view from either my TV, Computer, or a monitor that comes with the system? Any help is appreciated.

Anyone Know of a good outdoor security camera dealer in southwest florida near venice or sarasota ? I need to find a store that sells do it yourself security camera systems near Venice or Sarasota Florida

what is the best outdoor motion security camera to have? If you live in a rural area and have heard rumors that there is a peeping tom, what camera would be best used that would not flash at night but video whenever there is motion?

Is it legal to have a outdoor security camera outside my house. It only moniters our front door and yard area?

uk laws regarding outdoor home security cameras? My best mate has been recieving a LOT of grief from his family recently (several cars smashed up/burned, assaulted, chased and generally harangued). No solid evidence can be found so the police cannot do anything. What I need to know, is what the laws around home security recording equiptment are, and where can I find more information? More specifically, Can I install a security camera outside the front of the house so that It can see any vehicle (and activity around it) parked on the road outside the front of the house and can the recordings be used as evidence in court?

What is a decent outdoor/weatherproof CCTV security camera for the money? any specific model numbers you have from personal exeperience

security cameras and equipment? I am looking for outdoor security equipment, maybe two cameras and a recorder, I know there are many many sites that sell this equipment but there is so much to choose from and I don't have the slightest bit of knowledge about what is decent equipment but not totally expensive...what do you guys have?

Anybody have good experience with a good outdoor home video security camera system? What can I get for $100? Would like one that has audio, color, can pick up images at night and perhaps wireless-Need to mount on garage to view drive way. Thanks for help

best outdoor wireless security camera with zoom? Hi, I am looking for security cameras which I can put outside of my house, I have a big yard so i am looking for a type that can zoom in to specified places, so far the best i've found is this:http://www.covisec.com/product/SCC-C4307?META=bizrate-SCC-C4307 but im not sure if thats wireless, and the description leaves details out. So if somebody could please direct me to a good camera id appreciate it a lot

Home (Outdoor) Network Security Camera Recommendations? I'm looking for a network security camera that I can put on the front porch (out of the rain/snow, but not out of the cold!). It needs to meet the following critera: 1) Can take HIGH RES pictures - I need to be able to actually SEE who was there, and identify them in court, for example. 2) It must be able to take pictures when it senses motion. 3) As there is lighting on the porch, night vision isn't required, but a low-light feature might be helpful. 4) It needs to store the pics centrally on a local server via ethernet, it case someone tries to damage it. Lastly 5) It has to be "home affordable" - I've found this camera for $3000, now I need a home version. I've looked everywhere, and all recommendations had horrbile reviews. 3 out of 5 stars at best. HELP ME OUT!!! ..................

Security Cameras? I want to buy security cameras for my house. I want them to be wireless and be able to stream the video to a computer or a computer off site. Are there any affordable solutions? I am looking for outdoor cameras and possibly indoor as well.

Best wireless security camera for indoor and outdoor and that is not expensive.? thanks in advance please answer with details..

What is the best outdoor CCTV security camera for the money? Primarily I need the best camera for night vision. I hear color cameras are good but not for nighttime. I don't live in a well lit area so B&W cameras might be the only option. I live in a hot climate (Florida) so the camera needs to be weatherproof and durable to withstand the humid sun and rain. Do any cameras come with audio as well? Anybody out there been there and done that? What can I expect to spend without giving an arm and a leg? I've gone to websites with 20 and 30 cameras to choose from. But I'm looking for specific model numbers to research Any personal consumer experience out there?? I don't want to waste money in shipping and handling charges and frustration with customer service because some sales guy is trying move slow product HELP!!! :)

outdoor sex and security camera?? Before I begin with my question, my boyfriend has his own business and I am currently living with my parents, because I also working for them, so there's no way that we can live together. Okay, here is my question - last night, my long distance relationship boyfriend came by after his business meeting, and I knew what we really had in mind. To make the long story short, we drove around my town, and we got out his car, then we made out under a tree with doggie style. ( it was very late and dark ) Soon after we finished, I just realized that we were doing right in front of Alarm security system company, and I saw a state of art security camera posted right in front of the building. I know those camera record 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, and I am very sure whatever happened under that tree were all record on it. I just want to know does people go back to see those records if there's nothing happening that day? It's our 1st time doing outdoor, I know it's wrong, I felt very bad about it.

what is the best security camera solution for a small business in an outdoor setting the size of a football fi

Looking for weather-proof security camera...? Im searching for a outdoor, weatherproof security camera without night vision or has night vision but able to turn off manually, because i already have a motion sensor light installed. Every outdoor camera i find has automatic night vision working at night. If you guys know where i could get those please let me know. Thank you

HELP! Installed Infrared LED Night Day Security Camera Problems...please help urgent!? Details: EzWatch Pro Night/Day Infrared LED Security Outdoor Camera there tech service isnt there till morning and we need to catch some vandals. Got the camera today from ups, installed it tonight, worked great. Its on for about an hour and craps out on me. Itll work and show picture/video when a light is on, but the infrared stopped working. When looking at the camera, the infrared leds are blinking/flickering instead of staying on, this is evident when looking at the video monitor as well. Camera is fine if theres a light source now. How we have it hooked up, about 5 feet from monitor and source inside, hooked into its on monitor and power source. The camera is hidden inbetween 2 motion sensor flood lights outside. We had the flood lights turned on for motion detection, but then turned them off when the camera stopped working thinking maybe the overheated it..we dont know.. any ideas here????? in the last week my house has been vandalised 3 times...

what are the best security camera systems for businesses with warehouses & large property to secure? would like info on the best and affordable wireless security camera systems. Need at least 4-5 cameras. Need wireless, outdoor use, night vision, and zoom features for plate and face identification. a large area needs to be covered (about 3 acres). However, I mainly need to survelence for parking entrance/exit, Cash register, and 2 locations of shipping and receiving. need to know how to relay feed to central computer which in some cases is over 1200 feet away from the camera feed. thanks!

are there security cameras that can record well at night? what should i look for in specs? lets say i wanted to video record or photograph whomever is roaming around my yard at night without using a flash and just keeping an outdoor night light on (which is not dim but actually decent illumination) i would use a computer to store video or images

Anybody recommend a good wireless security camera system? outdoor cameras to catch vandals

i am looking for a diy web based home security system to buy in the toronto area I would like 2 outdoor camera

what is a good, cheap, camera security system? (1 camera)? I would like an outdoor single camera security system that can detect motion and begin recording. It should be able to store the video onto a video tape or my computer or something. I need it so that if my car or something has been broken into in my driveway or parked on the street, I will have it on video for the police. If there is some system that has a light to be triggered with the video that would be good as well. I am 16 so I don't have alot of money to spend, but my windshield was broken last night for no apparent reason, and I feel helpless in this situation, and I can't afford to continually replace the windshield if it is broken again.

Security camera system? I'm trying to find a security camera system that will connect to my computer. I need the cameras to be outdoor type. I want to be able to connect to my computer and record any events. I would like to keep it around $300.00 for the system. Thank you for all answers.

What camera / security cam would make a good backyard wildlife viewer? It does not need to be wireless. Located within 200ft of house. Easy to run cables/power, as long as it is rated for outdoor use. What would it take to make it remotely adjustable?

Is this logical / possible (Home Renovation)? My grandmother is currently living in a home, that has been in the family for a couple of generations, that we both love, but it's in a very bad location and condition. It's a duplex, that is now completely owned by my grandmother. I initially want to move there as a place to gain additional space and to help her as she becomes older; and long-term I want to make it a semi-permeant residence. Below I segmented some of the pitfalls of the home, as well as asked a few questions: 1.) Location - The house is currently in a city, that is notorious for it's crime, however, the neighborhood that my grandmother lives in, does not have problems with violent crimes. Would this be an issue, if I install a quality security system (i.e. security cameras and outdoor fire retardation system) 2.) Rewiring - The house is older, so it has asbestos wrapped wiring that is starting to disintegrate; as well as the house does not have electrical boxes or ground outlets. What is required to update this + $ 3.) HVAC - This house currently uses steam heat, which works fine during the winter months, but during the summer; it is useless. Is it possible to add a central HVAC system in the home? What would this require and how much would it generally cost (for an older home)? 4.) Lead paint - Is this something to be concerned about? I am not a small child, nor do I have any. Should I just paint over it. What would it cost to remove it? 5.) Garbage - The second and third floors are full of "trash" that has been there since my mother and uncles moved out. Due to my grandmother's mobility problem, she cannot do anything about this. 6.) What is the age requirement for leaving your parents in the US? Is it possible to still be a resident of my parent's town, but live in a home in another city. - I am not planning to do this until I'm 16 (I'm 13 now). 7.) Odor and pest eradication - There is a terrible odor on those floors, as well as I am uncertain about pests. What should I know?

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or? This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. >3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again." And; last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here." Yours sincerely, Charles Brown Store Manager

My oldest son caught our neighbor hitting and spraying our dog through the fence while we are at work. HELP!? I am buying a camera to mount under the roof. Anyone have a suggestion on cheap security system that is wireless? Looking into the CD35VPW Vandal Proof - Color Dome Camera - Indoor/Outdoor...Our neighbors grandson that lives with her and her daughter pokes at our friendly "trained" black lab. Now our dog barks at them through the fence,and my son caught the grandma spraying him with pepper spray while my husband and I are @ work. Luckily it was windy and she missed his eyes. I gave him a good bath and lots of love. He is an inside dog after we get home, but I am worried she may poison him, or worse...so I am getting the security camera. Just wanted to know what all our rights are as far as taking action are concerned?

a letter from tesco? This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, > > While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. > > Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: > > 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. > > 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. > > 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. > > 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened. > > 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. > > 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. > > 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" > > 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. > > 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. > > 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. > > 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels. > > 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" > > 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again." > > And; last, but not least: > > 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here." > > Yours > sincerely, > Charles Brown > Store Manager > sounds like a fun sorta bloke as i get tons of joke and funny pic's if you would like to join the circle who receive them from me drop a note to madbomber032000@yahoo.com (the madbonber comes from when i used to paint on walls not blow things up)

whilst shopping in tescos!? Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping. This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him,he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed,yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again." And; last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."

i have a neighborwho has a camera aiming at my back yard . she calls the pound and other agencies wat can i do the only thing i got in trouble for was i was letting someone stay in an outdoor builing cause they had nowhere to go. and she called code enforcement . i have one dog the cries at night cause she stays outside at night and she has called the pound saying that we hurt our animals and that has been disproved. we have lived here a yr and every month its a new complaint from her. My daughter and her son had ated for a period of time then broke up and thats when all this started but she wont stop. everyone says tha there is nothing i can do. can anyone help? she also has security lights aiming at my back yard

GIRLS! dont take your man shoppin!!! HERES PROOF? Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a m irror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again." And; last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."

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funny joke!!!! dont go shopping with your partner!!!!? Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a m irror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again." And; last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."

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A funny tale >>> if you like use tumbs up? Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping... This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again." And; last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here." Yours sincerely, Store Manager

tesco letter? Tesco Letter 1 minute ago Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... And watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practiced the "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again." And; last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here." Yours sincerely, Charles Brown Store Manager

why should u never take a man shopping? Don't take a man shopping.... Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping. This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again." And; last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here." Yours sincerely, Charles Brown Store Manager

why you shoulndt bring men shopping......funny? Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again." And; last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here." Yours sincerely, Charles Brown Store Manager

My wife takes me shopping? My wife recently got this letter from our favorite department store. What do you think of it? Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5- minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again." And last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here." Yours sincerely, Store Manager

Want to try something new in Tesco?? True story??...? For all the guys who ever get dragged round Tesco against their will and perhaps some of the girls, should try a few of these too - may liven things up… Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping. This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Wigan : Dear Mrs. Carter, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Wigan is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were situated. 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the theme tune from "Mission Impossible" 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again." And; last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here." Yours sincerely, Charles Brown Store Manager